do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
