Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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