Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
You almost got us killed.
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