Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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