I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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