Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
