what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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