Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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