you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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