omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Did we literally take a cab across the street
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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