i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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