I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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