I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
How's work?
Spinning.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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