have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
MIDGETS
????
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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