Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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