I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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