It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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