So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize
