It's just like the Real World with babies
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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