You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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