her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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