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from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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