On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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