just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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