I just made out with a guy for $7.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Your penis caused this!
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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