Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
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Wipe that smile off your face.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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