this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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