Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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