I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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