"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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