I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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