You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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