My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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