Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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