I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I need a beard to bite.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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