ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
So squirting runs in the family.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
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