Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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