I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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