i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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