Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
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