I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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