That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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