the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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