someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
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