At least make sure they are 18
Why
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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