found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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