when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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