real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Randomize
