WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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