i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
We're too hungover to prance.
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