More tranny stories later!
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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