Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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