her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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