he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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