Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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