Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I lost the right to judge tonight
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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