I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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